Transportation: Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911....

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 2 222

By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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Scammed

By FMLdude - 18/08/2013 23:23 - Australia - Bexley

Today, I accidentally hit an elderly man while driving. The police came, and five minutes later I was told that he confessed to walking in the middle of the road to get hit and claim compensation. He was fine, but I still got charged for hitting a pedestrian. FML

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You deserved it 4 979

By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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You deserved it 3 356

Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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You deserved it 306

By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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You deserved it 3 338

shesaywha 19

Thursday 25 November 2010 16:08

don't you hate old people who take advantage of their frail, withered body??

WTSchool 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 16:09

o.O I knew no good would come from city folk and them drivin' machines.

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Thiri 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:08

I had a similar experience recently, I was so mad bc the old lady is now saying it's not her fault and she is the one who hit me and my car was damaged a lot more than hers. this makes me feel a bit better. thank you.

NewSlang 0

Friday 26 November 2010 6:24

What a sneaky granny. I think. She still didn't make much sense.

suffokateslowly 0

Friday 26 November 2010 8:15

see thats why we should hate old people hahahah dude same shit happened to my friend and the old lady said he jumped off the curb toward her car and there ended up being like 10 plus witnesses on my friends side..guess who got sued

YourWetDream 0

Friday 26 November 2010 10:29

Hmmmm my grandma did say she hit someone :]

foremostsucks1 0

Friday 26 November 2010 18:24

it's just like a guy from around here only he shot his house with a shotgun and called the cops to report a drive by. he blamed it on the richest people in town

ao1993 0

Friday 26 November 2010 19:27

**** Old People

devellis 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 5:54

agree with 31 :) and remember you are innocent until proven guilty

vettle 6

Saturday 27 November 2010 6:04

this is fake. no cop would say you deserve to be hit unless you jumped out at the car, which would be obvious. don't worry charges will be reversed if this is real. if they're not, sue the old bitch.