The usual?

By Cian_1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Herne Bay

Today, it has got to the point that I don't even have to ask for my booze in the local off-licence, they just hand me my bottle. FML
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hkhan24 23

there was one case where an old lady would order the same pizza everyday for three years without fail to the point where they would cook it before she even phoned. One day when she didn't call the driver went to her house to check on her and found she suffered a stroke. moral of the story: your alcoholism could one day save your life!

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couchcat 25

Now might be a time to get some help bud....

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Goblin182 26

Just because he goes to the same store and gets the same thing on a regular basis doesn't mean he an alcoholic, it could mean he is just in a rut.

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magaoitin 4

Regardless of frequency, that is great customer service, no matter if you are at a liquor store or a coffee shop. Most people also reach an age/maturity in drinking where they no longer have to try every bottle of spirits in the store, but have winnowed the selection down to one or two types of alcohol that they like, so I doubt you are in a rut. Also Ignore the comments on AA, remember AA is for quiters

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gsouther 11

**** your life. Get it together, before it's too late. Life is awesome if you live it right!!

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croyal10 13

Learn how to spell and write a sentence...also might be time for some help

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ThisGuy315 7

Hey there's only a problem if it consumes you, this guy is posting this on some form of computer or phone so obviously he's not just some dead beat, and maybe he's just a regular customer and buys the same thing all the time, all the negativity here, he's living his life let him be, on a funnier not alcoholics need a drink, this guy already has one.... ;)

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