The usual?

By Cian_1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Herne Bay

Today, it has got to the point that I don't even have to ask for my booze in the local off-licence, they just hand me my bottle. FML
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hkhan24 23

there was one case where an old lady would order the same pizza everyday for three years without fail to the point where they would cook it before she even phoned. One day when she didn't call the driver went to her house to check on her and found she suffered a stroke. moral of the story: your alcoholism could one day save your life!

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couchcat 25

Now might be a time to get some help bud....

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Big_Bear99 19

I don't see the problem. You have a favorite. Inn n Out would do the same for me.

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LPac5295 27

At least you realize you have a problem. Now would be a good time to get help.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

But do you have your name stitched into one of the barstools?

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moocowmilk0 19

alcoholism is never the answer

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lfrider92 21

of course its not the answer the answer is yes when asked if you want a drink

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crandel 11

I think the problem here is you apparently buy the same thing every time you go. Try some variety!

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jaydee805 3

everybody here so negative. dude: if your bills are getting paid; drink up!

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Apparently it's just that no one else here but you is stupid.

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GeorgiaBea 28

Not are. Is. The "is" reflects the majority of non stupid people she is referring to. Is is plural, are is singular... Nice try though.

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photographer49 22

#25 Paying the bills shouldn't be the only thing OP worries about. There is addiction, impaired senses, inability to properly operate machinery. Such as a car, which can be a life threatening issue for OP as well as others.

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parrchristianna 14

38- are is plural (these are nice) and is is singular (this is awesome) it's not talking about the vast majority just the one who made the comment and if it was it would be talking about a group of people which is singular

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bellydancer82 15

I get the same thing when I buy cigarettes... You know it's bad when you have 10 people at Publix who don't ask for your ID anymore and they know what brand you want -_-

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