The usual?

By Cian_1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Herne Bay

Today, it has got to the point that I don't even have to ask for my booze in the local off-licence, they just hand me my bottle. FML
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hkhan24 23

there was one case where an old lady would order the same pizza everyday for three years without fail to the point where they would cook it before she even phoned. One day when she didn't call the driver went to her house to check on her and found she suffered a stroke. moral of the story: your alcoholism could one day save your life!

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couchcat 25

Now might be a time to get some help bud....

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brenton490 19

I don't get why everyone thinks OP has a drinking problem. Perhaps OP just gets the same thing all the time. This is what you call a regular customer. Try something new OP that's always the best part.

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lysx84 24

That's what I was thinking. If op buys the same bottle of wine weekly to share with a partner it's far from being an alcohol problem!

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Candijpg 17

He might not be an alcoholic, sounds like he just goes in for one. That's not so bad.

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IssacB 14

Well, you said local... so I guess it's only bad if you DON'T live in a small town.

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raven_of_azarath 34

I'm the same way with the Subway in my town. They see me walk in, and I don't even have to order my sandwich anymore.

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vampyrate3562 19

Fellow Kent dweller, I think you need help. Or maybe go to a different off license once in a while :-)

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hannahpk 11

I'm in Kent too, my bet's OP lives in Chatham or Rochester :)

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prostar9993 15

I got to that point years ago. Welcome to the club.

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russfml 31

Sounds like the liquor is calling the shots now bud. Better get that under control before the shit Hawks come and start a shit storm

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Jayms_fml 32

Lol! Love the 'Trailer Park Boys' reference.

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russfml 31

Haha thanks! I guess most of the FML community isn't a fan of trailer park boys :/

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