Work: The truth

The truth

By vmml97 - 17/08/2009 21:16 - Canada

Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML

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You deserved it 25 358

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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You deserved it 2 613

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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You deserved it 37 878

By Loopylogo - 10/01/2017 14:01

Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 658

You deserved it 521

By Unwanted - 02/08/2012 06:50 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 122

You deserved it 34 819

By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 754

You deserved it 1 352

By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 651

You deserved it 2 330

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 788

You deserved it 35 782

Manager of the year

By xmeatballx21 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 3 487

Nice meeting you

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML

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You deserved it 2 579

By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 648

You deserved it 2 509

theta_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:31

Wow that's blunt. Did you do something to deserve it? Maybe you're too mean to people.

belgiums 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:33

did you really expect him to answer you differently? YDI for thinking you're that valuable.

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TurdMonkey 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:16

you must've refused to suck his dick for him to be that pissed off and from reading everyones comments, i'd say everyone here hates you too. Go away.

oogyboogy 6

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:17

ydi because he wouldnt just fire you for no reason

diet_otaku 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:31

have none of you heard of at-will employment? in some states it is perfectly legal for an employer to fire you at any time for no reason at all. i got fired from one job because the president (who fired me) and vice-president (who hired me) were having a decades-long pissing contest. they gave me some bullshit about being too introverted when they knew damn well how introverted i was because they tested me before they hired me. OP - on the bright side, you can claim unemployment because you weren't fired due to misconduct. hell, half the time you can get unemployment even if you WERE fired for misconduct.

beethoven_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:53

probably ydi

desertrain 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:56

you must have been either a loser, or a dick to buy hatred like that. In that case fyl. and if not, fyl.

DeathByFalchion 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 5:09

Hopefully you asked why you were being fired, or your boss told you. Good luck finding another job, preferably one where your boss/coworkers aren't assholes.