Cars, Accident and Transportation: The Thin White Duke

The Thin White Duke

By DJ Clitter - 16/04/2012 19:35 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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You deserved it 33 558

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By Mommy - 26/06/2011 20:47 - United States

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 471

You deserved it 28 189

By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 357

You deserved it 41 249

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 941

You deserved it 56 271

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 726

You deserved it 48 501

By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 658

You deserved it 65 774

Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 445

You deserved it 1 558

What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 248

You deserved it 909

By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 369

You deserved it 57 952

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 466

You deserved it 5 341

By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 636

You deserved it 44 411

BigBoyBounce 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:50

Not only did you almost endanger your daughter, you almost endangered other drivers. People like you don't deserve to have your license.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:57

I don't blame you. David Bowie's one sexy beast ;)

Comments

RiceChrispy03 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:09

How about you watch the damn road and pay the fk attention.

alfred07 18

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:38

Ydi. Keep your attention on the road and dream about David Bowie when doing so won't endanger the lives and well being of those around you.

joanniejore 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:50

Have you watched Labyrinth? David Bowie definitely has the goods.

fanaticdragon 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:13

OP, was it a moonage daydream?

PrettyKookieToo 8

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:55

I can't believe it took so long till someone made this joke!

kstheman 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:18

David Bowie's awesome! At least ya didn't die

wironandine 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:32

Moron.

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 17 April 2012 20:14

Guess you're just an Absolute Beginner at driving. AAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

saidawhiting 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 23:31

'S okay OP, I daydream about Jareth the Goblin King all the time.

slyace 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 23:44

Wait what now?!?

ilovedinosawers 17

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:01

Lol and it's a guy daydreaming about him! Hahahah

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The Thin White Duke

Same thing different taste

Kids these days, eh?

What are the odds?

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