Weird, Insects, Superstition and Animals: The spirit world

You think it's the spirit? Nah man, it IS the spirit and it's going to **** you up. Just like Poltergeist but with centipedes. The only way to stop it is to call that freaky little woman and have a centipede seance to ward off the spirits.

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:17

Call Ghost Busters man.

Neta 16

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:18

Oh god, i know the feeling so well.

BryiwiththeWHY 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:19

that's because it is...

missyummyishot 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:21

haha same thing happened to me . only it was a silver head . eww

Levvy 22

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:23

Your pills. Take them.

SexyQueen0905 24

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:30

Can you spell paranoia? Well, actually some people can't.....

dejakay 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:33

idiot :p

fAiRyMaN3 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:41

Well, youre ******* retarded.

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