The spirit world

By ElixirRose - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
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grapisy 8

Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.

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GnarShreder13 0

just make it doesnt get in your ear n lay eggs

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cumverg 0

The dude off James and the Giant Peach disapproves

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ballinallday69 0

ur ******* stupid n u have to b like 12 grow the **** ip n stop bitching about killing a little bug

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tsume24 3

I like how you feel entitled enough to call people stupid, when you can't even spell 2-letter words properly...

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hpsstalker 0

that's why you don't kill centipedes their souls always come back to haunt you or their centipede family either one

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smashgrab 0

Please don't breed... Your flawed genes will only further dilute the gene pool.

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shaala_fml 0

this is the stupidest FML ever!!

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Tektite 14

Lyke, omg.. I went and got my nose done, and turned out looking like fricken Shrek. -Quote from: White chicks.

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tsume24 3

you have one of the most unattractive profile pics I've ever seen in my life...

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nicefacekidd 4

I just noticed the first comment. Let me change it to something more appropriate.

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Morgannbby 0

haha it happens..

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perdix 29

Murder and guilt go hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand ...

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