Weird, Insects, Superstition and Animals: The spirit world

Maybe I'm the only one thinking this... but how is this an FML exactly? Your life is not in any way affected by this.... OP will wake tomorrow and not spare a thought for the centipede... Cracks me up what gets past moderators sometimes.

littlelia 22

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:02

muffin!

mb020511 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:45

ummm....weirdo

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