Weird, Insects, Superstition and Animals: The spirit world

I can relate, I've been spider-proofing my room for a month now, because I started seeing brown recluses pop up everywhere. Finally my glue traps are starting to come up empty. But now every time I go to sleep, every tickle, every twinge...

acw81 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:45

what a nut job

maddylovesu 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:09

your going to go to centipede hell...

RuCheezBurger 10

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:09

Garlic keeps vampires away, pesticide keeps ghost centipedes away

A100893 30

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:19

It was going to become a beautiful butterfly and you took its life before its metamorphosis. Shame, shame.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:28

Except centipedes don't turn into butterflies. Go stand in the corner.

welandedonthemoo 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:54

u mean caterpillars turns into a butterfly

A100893 30

Friday 22 July 2011 0:19

Okay, I failed. And it wasn't even epic. Sorry for sounding like a douche OP.

Laby_fml 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:20

How do you live with yourself?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:24

I think you've read The Tell-Tale Heart one too many times. Let me guess, it's under the floorboards, too.

Zestyschmidty 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:37

Maybe it's your patronum. Some people just have cooler ones than others

whyme_everytime 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:41

that happened to me last night, no joke

xXSKYLARXx 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:43

I see dead people...I MEAN CENTEPIDES

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