The spirit world

By ElixirRose - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 695
You deserved it 47 045

Comments

You deserve it. You killed an innocent animal for no reason at all. What if someone were to come up and shoot you solely for living on this earth? Moron.

monarchy123 1

Except killing and insect and killing a human being are two COMPLETELY different things.

jmanditty 0

39, all humans are insects in a way. Before we learned our flawed civilized tactics and learned to think; killing humans was normal(sacrifice, dueling, war, crime.) so we all are the same and contribute something into the world process.

16, I'm guessing you're one of those dumbass vegans. Am I close?

jloldude 0

maybe YOU can get shot! DUMBASSHEAD!

43 you are ******* daft. Stop trying to sound superior you retard. There is a huge difference, mainly the ability to even think.

Dumbasshead? Really? That's so childish, I don't even know what to say to that...

Let me rephrase. I'm not calling all vegans (or vegetarians) dumbasses. Just the ones who start preaching about how eating meat is 'unnatural' and shoving it in everyone's face.

don't forget vegans. my food ***** on your food. and they fertilize your food with my foods shit!!! go meat eaters!!! ha ha ha ha

u know, I read online that some centipedes are poisonous so he had a reason to kill it... MORON

SmallTownCutie 0

Okay, so if a 'human' was crawling around your house uninvited, thinking about biting you and inviting ALL of it's friends over, you wouldn't be tempted to step on it? Really?

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

I would agree with you, but we don't know the full story. Once my friend killed a spider for "Being in his personal space". Me and my other friend spent a good five minutes chewing him out about it and we made some funny and good arguments. I feel kinda bad though because he apparently cried on the car ride home when his dad came to pick him up.

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

So 43 is a retard for pointing out things other than humans live? And bugs can think, that has been a proven fact for the last, I don't know, fifty years, which you would know if you had ever picked up a book.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

people need to chill out I mean exterminators kill them for a living it's not a big deal.

oh everybody stop with the religious shit, k?? he killed an insect. big fckin deal. 39, I agree

ChuckNorris141 0

Ya 43 there is no difference at all except for one little detail humans are the only animal that can reason with thinks and learn from there mistakes

201, you are actually incorrect- plenty of other animals reason and learn from mistakes, including Ravens, Orcas, and some species of Apes

17. ya I thought they were cute too...until I saw human centipede..my perspective has now completely changed and I get creeped out at the sight of one

tsume24 3

the human centipede is a great movie. kinda gross, but great.

horrorfreak79nj 2

Don't worry, your not being haunted ..... your just a ******* idiot.

You're**.. Oh **** it, I'm sorry I just always wanted to try doing that!!

horrorfreak79nj 2

Oops. Sorry about that. Is "you are" or "you're" more acceptable ? Nah but seriously though; your a ******* idiot.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Lmfao ^^ you did it again. DERP!

18, how much more idiotic can you get?

horrorfreak79nj 2

I'll have you know it can get MUCH more idiotic as long as I'm involved.

Why did you kill it and not release it outside? I know they are gross, but, whhhhy?

AtPasalacqua 9
welandedonthemoo 5

it's this crazy stupid movie.