Miscellaneous: The cliché is true

The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2010 14:19 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

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By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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You deserved it 240

By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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You deserved it 451

By jesuscrip - 18/02/2016 06:08 - United States - Orrville

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML

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You deserved it 1 460

Trip Advisor says no

By crazycatwaiter - 22/06/2020 23:06

Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML

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You deserved it 240

Drama alert!

By I pray for the meteor - 13/01/2023 12:00

Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML

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By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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doritoman 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:31

well, its understandable. you ARE blonde...

lifeinhd 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:36

So there's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde....

Comments

Gr33n_sn0w 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:35

Coughsterotypescough

seekasmile 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:41

U didnt pass the blonde test at all blonde

your_mother 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:46

so the stereotype is true...

ThexFroggyGirl 21

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:51

I want to say, "That's not really surprising..." But that would be rude, and I'm no rude person... xP

fxdxhk90 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:03

way to further the stereotype.

shoegal808 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:12

Seems kinda dumb that you didn't think it was your hair straight away. If my hair was long and blonde and I found a hair just like it in my food, I'd just think it was mine

mdjn09 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:34

hot girl who loves to **** call 18183917067

mdjn09 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:57

idiot

kemper90 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 6:09

hmmmm.....does the "stereotype" dumb blonde sound familiar to you

Gruffy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 7:30

This post reminds me of a joke... two flies were eating on a pile of shyt with a pitchfork in it. After they feasted, one fly went to leave, deciding to climb the pitchfork handle before taking off because he was so full. after taking off from the handle, he plumetted to his death... the moral of the story?... NEVER FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE FULL OF SHYT!! LOL