The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
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doritoman 0

well, its understandable. you ARE blonde...

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lifeinhd 3

So there's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde....

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mrcmcb 0

You deserved it. You are probably an uptight you know what.

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hornetchik 0

Hahaha YDI for being blonde.

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redbluegreen 40

Just because something's submitted on one site doesn't because it's on another site suddenly make it fake. There's plenty of idiot customers out there in the world.

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ScaryyMary 14

Did you accidentally drop a fly in your soup as well? Or maybe accidentally chop off your own finger and find it in your chili?

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ScaryyMary 14

Yeah, it's a bit suspicious, but I can see it happening fairly frequently. Or, it's the same person, they just didn't say "several months ago" because you have to start an FML with "Today". They might have just found the site recently. I believe it, regardless.

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plexico 3

So, you want to blame some poor working stiffs for your trichophagia. I hope you get a bezoar! (Google both terms, they're hilarious.)

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Astronomical 0

What a hair-raising event.

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leksileks 0

Thats the first thing I'd think if I found a hair in my food. I would know that it's mine right away

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