The bird's the word

By anonymous - 26/06/2012 06:05 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
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Sonychka 13

You're a big girl. Use your big girl words.

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lalalanono 8

It's a sad day when your mom jumps to the worst case scenario.

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jewwybeanzzz 10

When I'm in pain I don't want to speak. I sprained the side of my hand down I to my wrist once and I didn't talk for hours. I showed my coach my hand. He asked if I needed to leave and I nodded and left. If it's bad you just take care if the injury (or have ur mom look at it to see what to do) and bandage it up. I guess it's different for different ppl but that's how it works for me

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meethi1742 0

I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing. It sound really funny, lol !

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bwzwally8 15

I would have shouted f*ck you drawer

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vinyl_scratch 4

whenever I slam my fingers in a drawer I always yell "oh, Bob Saget!" that way my mom knows I just hurt myself

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monicaa94 2

Lmao I couldn't stop laughing when I read that haha

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Count_Coolness 26

Ahh, this was a subtle chance to flip the bird to your mother!

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RageWolf16 31

This one actually made me laugh wow I want an illustrated for it

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bassfisher100 23

when my sister was younger she did that to a doctor after they pricked her middle finger. Hard to think about what youre doing when you're hand is throbbing

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