Ba Dum Tssss

Wonderful use of a first comment.

Yes it was a wonderful use of a first comment

I'm guessing op has an enemy and they put it in the show, not the dog

Must've taken years of practice.

This is a shitty situation...

48, no... Just no.

sorry i tried.

Strange, my dog hasn't started to walk on his hind legs and make bacon yet. Am I doing something wrong?

For gods sakes don't teach the dog to open the fridge or fry things. If they figure out that, they can figure out a can opener for the Alpo. And then they've got no use for us. Other than to throw things for them.

But nothing says he will do it to them... Dogs are evil at times.-_-

haha just leave heaps of shoes around the place and then in an evil voice "let the games begin!"

Given a dog's keen sense of smell, it will always find OP's shoe.

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo shoes cause they poopin on everybody out here.

You don't have to bark, to get out, just find a shoe, just find a shoe....

You have to finish what you started buddy!

Sometimes it's more fun when others finish what you started. ;)

Oh good god!

tty situation

Insinuating...it was OP? Like, you're saying OP pooped on their own shoes and then forgot? Or am I missing something?

The butler did it! That sneaky little bastard....

Yeah I bet someone is pissed at you

I was always told you "you can only polish a turd so much, but in the end it's still just a turd."

What?

seriously dude..you want this to relate it to kung fu panda...

I think it's a Shi Tzu Poo mix. Pretty sure.

was that an attempted pun for shar pei???