Miscellaneous: The bird's the word

The bird's the word

By anonymous - 26/06/2012 06:05 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By edulover - 01/01/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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Priorities

By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

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What? How? Why?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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Sonychka 13

Tuesday 26 June 2012 15:55

You're a big girl. Use your big girl words.

lalalanono 8

Tuesday 26 June 2012 15:55

It's a sad day when your mom jumps to the worst case scenario.

Comments

rjeswcmsshs 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:07

Lol

AzzieC 12

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:17

I would at least told her what happened before sticking up the finger or u could have been nice enough 2 hurt a different finger

xkonstantine125x 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:39

omfg i couldnt stop laughing for a good minute. thats hilarious. poor mom. :(

ForeverAloneGal 23

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:57

Who lets their feelers get hurt that bad over a finger? It's not that offensive.

Briiyahh 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:06

Tell her even if she's not talking to you she didn't slam Her ear into the drawer she can hear you

sweetmama88 6

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:51

Please go and talk to your mom and tell her it was a mistake and tell her the truth !

izzygarcia 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 21:01

Your moms wierd , Cause my mamma would be cussing me out if I stuck my middle finger up at her not giving me the silent treatment ;D

TimeToRageQuit 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 21:24

I'm sorry, but I can picture that and laugh so hard.

missyfiona89 28

Tuesday 26 June 2012 21:56

Did you try explaining?

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 27 June 2012 5:53

You should've explained it to her when you stuck up your middle finger.

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