Intimacy: That's a hard no from me, dawg

That's a hard no from me, dawg

By soontobesingle - 19/03/2013 11:30 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML

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By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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By no way! - 29/08/2021 17:01

Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML

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By grannygirlfriend - 06/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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By not my bf anymore - 05/11/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML

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By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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No kinkshaming but… what?

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 22:59

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he had a thigh fetish, I thought it was cute, until I realised our sex life would mostly be him fawning all over my legs, then dry humping my knees. We’ve been together 3 months and I can count the number of actual shags I’ve had on one hand. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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Mikeskinner 7

Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:44

Looks like you're... Barking up the wrong tree.

acerima 11

Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:48

Screw the puns, that is just sick.

Comments

FlyingPie 17

Tuesday 19 March 2013 20:41

Throw your boyfriend a bone. Remember what you're dating him fur.

kianaaa32 17

Tuesday 19 March 2013 20:53

I like your username.

Ruuku 11

Tuesday 19 March 2013 21:02

so he likes it doggy style?

french_vulpix 19

Tuesday 19 March 2013 21:16

That's animal abuse; he either needs to stop, or be arrested. Fetishes like that are fine to have as long as the person doesn't act on them. He needs to understand that that's one fantasy that CAN'T become a reality.

lexi365 20

Tuesday 19 March 2013 21:25

Probably? Just probably a deal breaker?

JennNoVa 8

Tuesday 19 March 2013 21:25

Probably?!? Girl, you have to have standards! And don't let him harm an innocent dog- report his sick ass to the authorities!

jem88 4

Tuesday 19 March 2013 21:34

Hey I was just moderating one where the guy said he had just finished self-pleasuring when his dog jumped on the bed and licked it...let's hope this is the other side of that story!