Intimacy: That's a hard no from me, dawg

That's a hard no from me, dawg

By soontobesingle - 19/03/2013 11:30 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML

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By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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Kinkshaming

By no way! - 29/08/2021 17:01

Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML

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By grannygirlfriend - 06/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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By not my bf anymore - 05/11/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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No kinkshaming but… what?

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 22:59

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he had a thigh fetish, I thought it was cute, until I realised our sex life would mostly be him fawning all over my legs, then dry humping my knees. We’ve been together 3 months and I can count the number of actual shags I’ve had on one hand. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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Mikeskinner 7

Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:44

Looks like you're... Barking up the wrong tree.

acerima 11

Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:48

Screw the puns, that is just sick.

Comments

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:07

What a weird fetish. Leave this guy and find someone new.

Late_night83 25

Wednesday 20 March 2013 3:35

Awesome.

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 20 March 2013 4:18

And, there's the baggage... There's always baggage.

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 20 March 2013 4:22

I bet he labrADORES furries too!

desdseausfan 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 17:39

he does.... he is a furry. I'm the OP btw, had to make an account.

Lilo4life 26

Wednesday 20 March 2013 4:24

Is it legal in your state? Haha

WonkeyDonkey 10

Wednesday 20 March 2013 4:34

Drop the zero and find a hero! ;)

GuinnessGirrrl 8

Wednesday 20 March 2013 5:20

I'm glad he's not into black German Shepherds

amifaiyaz 12

Wednesday 20 March 2013 5:26

You should have taken that chicken nugget bath.

jonnykaiser 6

Wednesday 20 March 2013 6:03

Sooo what's the fetish?

nikolkaw 9

Wednesday 20 March 2013 6:21

Hobknocker?

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