Love: Thanks, I guess…

Thanks, I guess…

By edible - 20/05/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

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By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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You have arrived at your destination

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 10:00

Today, an Edible Arrangements driver knocked on my door with the most delicious-looking gift! He was just asking for directions. FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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You deserved it 45 323

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Thassodar 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:12

YDI for getting a company that has cuter delivery guys than you. That's the only possible explanation for someone putting YDI. FYL.

gvschmidt94 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:24

Sound's like something my ex would do. But this OFFICIALLY allows you to check out other girls :D If she bitches, remind her of this.

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clockworkrainbow 3

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:43

Im allergic to most of the fruit they use. I'd be more interesrted in the delivery guy too....

lolwut_fail 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:47

I love fruit like a PMS'ing woman loves chocolate. So I see no problem in this gift, except that you gave it to someone who seems slightly unappreciative.

UnladyLikeBaby 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:48

Ouch.

pleasetryagain 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:06

Without knowing what she said, I'm more likely to assume that you're insecure. You probably expected more excitement over the glorified fruit basket and then hearing about another guy set you over the edge- but again, with so little information it's hard to say.

chris5182 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:12

lol @ #15. girls are ******* stupid.

singerguy18 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:15

wtf #5?

namelessfew 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:20

YDI. What a horrible gift.

hydronegro 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:22

YDI for edible arrangements.

tick_tock 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:23

That is such a lovely gift to give someone. Edible Arrangements bouquets are really delicious, beautiful and expensive! In giving her that gift it really shows that you were trying to be thoughtful. I'm sorry that your girlfriend did that, it really was very cruel of her... You should reevaluate why you are in a relationship with her.