Thanks for the support

By Unluckiest Guy of the group - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
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ILoveTabz 0

Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together

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TalkinSmack 6

Post a pic OP! Let us be the judge!

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xk75 4

Op, there's an ass for every seat, dont lose hope. Just don't set your sights too high, there's little worse in thus world than a fat gross dude who thinks he's the shit and thinks he deserves only the hottest girls.

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MeMareeh 0

LMAO ! Maybe I better stick to LOL I might need my ass for that seat. :-)

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rawrr61 4

They they just called the future nonexistent female that's attracted to you a creature.. Just saying

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xk75 4

She would have to be a creature or beast of a girl to get with the op I guess.

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bettyc4 26

WTF this makes no sense

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Today's level of stupidity in people scares me.

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bettyc4 26

The level of dogs owning Fml accounts scares me

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indistructo 3

it was obviously a joke my friends and I always joke around like that

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julia_turtle 4

I agree with 13 if they were discussing magical creatures they're as much a nerd as you. p.s. I bet you're hot.

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obamathellama 0

Anyone who actually cares about your conversation is actually the answer to this riddle.

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