Thanks for the support

By Unluckiest Guy of the group - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
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ILoveTabz 0

Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together

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Kvs0513 5

Nice friends you have. Im sorry I hope you find someone

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HomeAl0ne 20

Right, glad we got that sorted. But seriously, pirate or ninja, who would win?

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whorerhorror 6

this one shouldn't have passed the moderation .... lame

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perdix 29

A few weeks ago you said you were a lesbian. Have you switched teams?

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yaitsabovavrage 0

Sounds like the fleshlights for you homey Cold

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perdix 29

Relatively few people are objectively attractive. The lethal combination of alcohol and desperation pairs up the rest of us.

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mgsoloist 14

With the exception of band geeks. They'll hook up with each other for no reason at all.

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ikickgingers 15

... And here I thought I was an alcoholic.

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perdix 29

mg, I was a BQ in high school. The driving force of the hookups was a double helping of desperation. I remember this horrible fat blonde senior flutist (probably the inspiration for Alyson Hanigan in American Pie) pounced on one of my freshman classmates, a skinny drummer. Walking down the hall, they looked like the number 10. We laugh, but he probably got laid many years before the rest of us!

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HeyImJuli 3

Friends are Here to tease and embarass u

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