Love: Thanks for the support - FML

Thanks for the support

By Unluckiest Guy of the group - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

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ILoveTabz 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:10

Maybe you two can have cute little creature babies together

LizetteBerenice 22

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:10

Aww :(

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ndhin831 2

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:07

That's what friends are for.

BloodyDraven 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:09

78 quit hoping Chuck Norris is gay, he wouldn't go for you even if he was

lena6310 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:16

And you call these people your friends?

JstLikeFay10 6

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:37

I feel like your friends are probably really ugly and your are at least decent looking and they are jealous... or you could be rly ugly... (IDK the situation) either way ignore them and go find a girlfriend that ISN'T a mythical creature! You can do it :pp

iTz_Yuo 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:40

Prove them wrong! Get one :p

ScarletBloom 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:43

Your right one is yet to come.

In_yo_face 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:48

Yeah buddy

inloveee 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:49

time for new friends? I think yes.

mystery987 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:39

Haha

mystery987 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:39

Haha

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