Take what you can

By omglifee - 20/12/2009 04:13 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
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perdix 29

That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper. They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.

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live_life22 0

oh god, another one from Canada, from my home province even!!

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areanii 0

are yew kidding me?! i sneeze more times than that every ten minutes!!! this was such a wasted FML!!!

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birddylicious 0

haha.. come on over and get the real thing!

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Norther 1

#7 It's an urban legend. Acctually it is 8, not 7. So there was no ****** x)

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lauralavenderbab 0

Ugh sneezes turn you on?

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