Take what you can

By omglifee - 20/12/2009 04:13 - Canada

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Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
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perdix 29

That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper. They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.

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lilgazelleX 0

buy yourself a nice little rabbit =] - i mean the vibe kind, not the small furry kind

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omghehehe 0

Awww, the Rabbit, a woman's BFF!!! :) OP, you should get one. Then, you don't have to make yourself sneeze 7 times to get yours ;) What you been sniffing? Good Lord!

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gummy_bear153 0

Just ********** then you will get the orgasms you really want...

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clayton18 0

Well it is a known fact that a sneeze is equivalent to one eighth of an orgas, so she had 7/8's of an ******... oooh so close. Lots of women think maturbating is gross. but there is nothing wrong with it, go out and buy yourself a nice and toy and have fun.

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seeimdee 0

sweetie it's 8 that's considered an ******... ha

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Silense_is_loud 0

yaa like serioisly ydi for not watching freakin **** do u not know its f'n. purposefail epicly

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Spac3Ghost 0

hmmm =) give yourself the finger!! or a shower head thats turned on =) haha get the pun? =P its a showerhead showerhead makes girls cum and a winky can also be a showerhead cuz stuff somes out of it when its turned on =) hahahahahahahahahaha ah i kill myself =) not funny? no? ok.... =)

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thepowerofbass10 0

all the guys who go to bars to get laid and this still happens lol

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swayne3210 0

the guys arnt doing it right

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TinyBlueDot 0

********** WOMAN!! LOL

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chelsealovesmen 0

Honestly, that's a little sad.

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greendaygirl999 5

Ahaha exactly what I was thinking

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