Relatable, Awkward and Love: Suavely done

Suavely done

By dumbass - 07/02/2011 00:58

Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long-distance relationship, and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

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By jlee0000785 - 17/09/2012 14:15 - Australia

Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

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By Leftattheairport - 09/02/2019 18:00

Today, I went to pick up my long distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML

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By mareda - 01/02/2012 19:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

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By longdistancemyass - 11/08/2017 23:15

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 16:18 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her for me while he was in Shanghai. FML

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By rollergirl13 - 11/01/2014 05:55 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 15:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML

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You're in the army now

By Crud - 06/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

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Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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that_is_Nathy 9

Monday 7 February 2011 8:46

I'd say FYL since it's really mean, but he's probably a little crybaby for not even having the guts to quit. So I say YDI - You deserve someone a little more mature than a little kid. No one should actually miss such a little baby...

Doortje 29

Monday 7 February 2011 8:58

Wow, what a little pussy. I hope you had friends in common, and they have his real number. He owes you an explanation.

Comments

Lisa89 3

Monday 7 February 2011 19:41

Do you not have his email?

IHHC 2

Monday 7 February 2011 20:16

got the hint?

jax8308 0

Monday 7 February 2011 23:49

I am so sorry, that is a horrible thing to do and a real coward's way out of a relationship, he could at least have had the balls to end things properly

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:41

OP, your name says it all!!!!

Mario_lib 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:36

thats exactly what i was thinking of, i mean email, skype, facebook. did u heard of any of this ??

Dumbass31 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:09

How long have you guys been going out?

fr33minded 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:29

reading a few comments and people just dont get it? lol anywho cba to read them all but try 0086 infront of the number as i go there quite a bit. if not just walk away and go enjoy life :)

iDeceiver 7

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:09

Actually, Facebook is banned in China. My boyfriend was in China for a week, and he couldn't get on FB. :/

Steven_SYW 5

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:22

I'm in China. Can you tell me the number and let me check if it's right here?

LilaBear 1

Friday 11 February 2011 15:00

uh... maybe he just wrote it down wrong? Or whoever gave him the number of his new place gave him the wrong number? Dont just make assumptions without checking first.