Intimacy: Stop talking, stop talking now - FML

Stop talking, stop talking now

By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

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Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

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Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 05:54 - United States

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Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

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Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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ollie179 21

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:46

because it's necessary.

hotchicklover 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:46

Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it

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kevind_fml 0

Monday 18 July 2011 6:17

you too? >:l

aknight14 0

Monday 18 July 2011 6:32

gross!!!

s2syou 7

Monday 18 July 2011 7:12

well you dont want to accidently be shaving your legs and you find your brothers pubes inbetween the blades do you?

kenziem18 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:37

and? lol

pmar96 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:21

I like to shave my pines with a Trojan razor it really makes the skin smooth so when chicks give me ******** there wet mouths don't touch any hair and my juicy cum flows without getting stuck in pubic hair:)

iilovecokee 6

Monday 18 July 2011 11:37

It kinda sounds like you were complaining about your small penis so he gave you some tip on how to make it appear larger.

meintx 9

Monday 18 July 2011 12:40

it's great when guys do that. makes it nicer.

meintx 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:13

I agree with that also ;-)

meintx 9

Monday 18 July 2011 12:44

oops lol but not the whole bro thing. ewwww

xVioletDescentx 6

Monday 18 July 2011 14:20

How exactly did you have to endure hearing this? Did he tie you up and tell you? I'm sure he didn't. You could have covered your ears, told him to shut up, or got up and walked away. If you were in a car, you could have turned the radio up to where he couldn't be heard.

hamncheeseinit 6

Monday 18 July 2011 17:20

1- it gets really itchy 2- girls don't like a smelly bush in there face when there giving u head 3- it's just one more set of hair to take Care of so myswell just shave it off 4- it's much comfier

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