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By Anonymous / Sunday 15 May 2011 04:41 / United States
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By  bhurberry  |  0

:( Cut your pubes then..

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By  bhurberry  |  0

:( Cut your pubes then..

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Must suck to be Asian. ;[

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  dolphincheddar  |  10

racist, but also true, and funny. same as black people stereotyped to have generally larger penises. and get an enhancement OP. it kinda sucks for a sex life if it's that small. either that or randomly decide to be gay, in which case you might lose all ur guy freinds

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but what if he cuts his dick off... seems it's smaller then the pubes he has no way of telling (that was a joke, I am aware that he'd notice if he was cutting his dick)

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  crengel  |  0

and that's why 13 year olds shouldn't be allowed on the site....

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  EvilPotato  |  14

it's either you have large pubes and a large penis, or small pubes and a small penis

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  zendaddy0  |  0

op needs to grow some hai- oh yah

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  ako3351  |  0

lol

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  kgbriggs  |  0

eeeeewwwwwww that's disgusting

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  Raesin  |  21

Why are pubes disgusting? They're there for a reason. You expect guys to shave them off so he looks like an 8-year old kid? Wtf is wrong with you? Note: It's actually unhygienic to shave them off. And in the case of guys, women find guys with pubes more attractive than guys without.

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  pitapizzaparty  |  18

Maybe we shouldn't judge by age yet by maturity . You could of said this is why immature people should be allowed on this site that way you wont offend a crowd of young but mature people thats getting talked down on because of stupid immature 13 year olds that makes us look bad

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  chuchurocket  |  4

the bright side is... your gf will have an easier time giving blowjobs

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  Pownzeez  |  0

people could misconstrue this as you saying penis lol, and idk why u hope he has 6 inch pubes, just saying for a dude to hope a dude has long pubic hair so he doesnt have a "small" penis seems a bit gay to me.

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At 12: Is there something wrong with being gay?? Oh yeah.... No there isn't.

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  Ztrain23  |  0

that's what a fag would say.

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  craZgal321  |  6

wtf are pubes

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  JManHobbs  |  0

Why does everyone instantly jump to the conclusion that 12 was commenting on possible homosexuality as a negative? He made no judgement on it one way or another. Way to betray your underlying, ingrained homophobia folks.

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  shuffleknight  |  3

36 every thing is wrong with being an uphill gardener. Go ahead and all you people call me intolerant and homophobic which to the latter I am. Go to hell seamon deamons

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  UnderTheMoon  |  0

Why is it when people talk about homosexuals they instantly barge into bedrooms? Just because someone is attracted another of their own gender doesn't mean it's loveless. But OP really does need to shave, if not for someone else then for their self-esteem.

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That is an incredibly small tree..more of a sprout, if you ask me.

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  Hhisme  |  0

6" is average... bragging about length (especially over the internet) only leads some people to believe that you are the one with the baby penis.

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  luke1998  |  0

you spelt penis wrong bro

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OMG! do u really have to share the size of your pubes and penis to da whole world! ?

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Ewwwwwwwww y does he need to tell da world about this my day was goin FRICKIN ah MAZING until I read about this!

By  Xylus  |  0

There's an easy solution to this: Get a bigger penis. Problem solved!

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  Monii_Harlz  |  11

and the key to this would be an enlarger lol

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  hockeyrocks39  |  0

How can you not get it? Hung is the length... The OP is essentially referring to his penis being short due to it's length not being as long as his pubes. I was making a joke and complimenting the OP at the same time. While it may be short like a tuna can it has great girth like the tuna can. I'm not going to explain the first inch, if you don't know that about your own vagina then I feel sorry for you.

By  goliatron  |  9

I had the same problem...my pubes were 10 inches long!

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  greekgal44  |  14

why would you grow them that long? haha

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  hiyourcute  |  0

I honestly don't get why this was thumbed down so many times... it's just a bad joke, relax people

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  fuckmrsoftee  |  0

If only tupac were alive to read these fml's. they're superfucking funny! rest in peace my ni**** tupac. we miss you and there are still people with longer pubes than penis' just as you prohesized.

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