Shoes, Painful and Work: Static

Static

By jewel87 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wore my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

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yakturk43 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:03

ydi for wearig uggs

capthavoc123 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:04

You deserve it for wearing Uggs. There is a very good reason why they are called "Uggs".

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CallMeHush 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:18

Thinking of boots just gave me a static discharge. *clean-up aisle 3*

cgriffis753 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:27

I agree w/ 2 ydi for wearing uggs!

hatterkatter 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:27

Ugg boots are for cute children, not old woman.

SoundTheAlarm 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:29

Is this in any way a fyl? xD Ydi, biatch ;D

Taipan_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:32

I bet you think it's ok to wear Uggs with shorts in the winter don't you...

Boddmon 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:35

I get the feeling that "work with computers all day" actually means "sitting behind a computer all day touching nothing metal except my doorknob.

carolthebitch 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:42

hahahahaha, think twicee before wearing your ugg boots

liketorrieduhh 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:45

dont drag your feet

laxgirl3 0

Monday 28 February 2011 4:49

EXACTLY!!!!

krinny64 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:47

ydi for wearing uggs. they are a horrible company thats tortures sheep. look it up.

ilovechuux13 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:50

you have a very pretty eye :)

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