Shoes, Painful and Work: Static - FML

Static

By jewel87 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wore my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

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yakturk43 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:03

ydi for wearig uggs

capthavoc123 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:04

You deserve it for wearing Uggs. There is a very good reason why they are called "Uggs".

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mylifeisover1305 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:54

that's why there called ugh boots

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:56

What's with all the Ugg hate? There have been worse fads... Like Crocs. *shiver* Crocs... Anyway, Uggs aren't the prettiest, but they aren't the ugliest either.

buggybeauty 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:17

86- learn to spell

like4realzzz 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:18

my fat teacher wear uggs to work and :-P

ShallowWerewolf 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:24

How long is your hair? haha I laugh just thinkin of someones hair just goin POOF! haha

letthemxeatcake 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:39

You deserve it for having poor taste in footwear!

Rooki_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:56

take your boots off.

kimikolovesyouu 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:07

then just take them off, smartie.

BlueTwist89 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:35

Fur≠wool. And your UGG boots probably will get ruined if you tread through a bunch of snow, even if you spray 'em. Next time don't wear your boots to work. FYL though.

alex_vik 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:13

YDI for wearing slippers to work. Dress more appropriately.

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