Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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DreamerofWorlds 0

If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.

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kittykataclysm 0

Lmao as long as he's not lazy! xp

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viscousveshi22 0

This wouldn't be an issue if you had waited until you were engaged or married to start the sexual stuff. Just sayin haha

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CSM101 0

agree, but you probably forgot to mention the part where he immediately apologized for it, explaining it as a joke

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SirSwali 0

he's right! he could fml if u started slackin on ur head givin after the fact.

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Kibten 0

what an ass!!!! it shouldn't matter if u get lazy or not! marraige is for love! lol

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lucy_looo 0

Buy him a Fleshlight and tell him to **** off ;)

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gravygecko 2

It's really an FML for him, because we all know that is exactly what it means.

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