Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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DreamerofWorlds 0

If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.

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kayvan 8

Why is this an FML? He is just telling it like it is. Don't get lazy (and he shouldn't get lazy either in getting you off)

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baybaylover1 0

say bitch you better keep puttin the good clear coat on my pussy and If you don't I'll **** your little white ass up

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JesseJaymz 0

gotta love those slurpees!!!! I think this should be a clause in the pre-nup, for both sides. maybe then the divorce rate woulnt be 50%

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phippsy95 2

erm, sounds the sort of thing I'd say. as a joke, don't take offence :)

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TheVariableX 0

well you had better not. and make him more sammiches.

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alicia_was_here 3

lol i doubt hed break up with you if you stopped giving good bjs. not that id suggest it, but itd be funny to see how hed react if you started being sloppy.

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perdix 29

Sloppy can be fun, but lazy is unacceptable. Teeth are death.

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alicia_was_here 3

ya, itd be funny to see her get sloppy. in a good or bad way.

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gusgus36 5

well he's a douche or maybe he's kidding. but I guess it's true a lot of couples slack off in the bedroom once they're engaged or married, so it's not crazy of him to be concerned

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upintheorange 5

just for that, next time you should bite him.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I always do a double take when I come to your pic >.<

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