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By tallesttree54 - / Friday 11 November 2016 00:38 /
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By  Tripartita  |  44

Application of makeup will be regarded as an act of vandalism.

Any attempts to back out of the engagement could result in legal prosecution for stealing yourself.

If you upload any footage of yourself to the internet (YouTube, Snapchat, Vine, etc.), you could be convicted of digital piracy.

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By  GlennGuagmire  |  20

He means he owns ur heart now and so that he owns u

By  Tripartita  |  44

Application of makeup will be regarded as an act of vandalism.

Any attempts to back out of the engagement could result in legal prosecution for stealing yourself.

If you upload any footage of yourself to the internet (YouTube, Snapchat, Vine, etc.), you could be convicted of digital piracy.

By  cuz803  |  31

In the Bible women are said to cook, clean, and please her husband. Maybe that's where he got it from

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  HarleyBlues  |  24

I wish I could smack you

By  vsus98  |  22

It sounds like a joke to me. He actually sounds like a pretty awesome guy. Good luck with your marriage OP!

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  Tripartita  |  44

It's an FML rule, Lizzy. Whenever somebody makes a stupid joke to an OP, somebody invariably talks about how how awesome they are.

Conversely, if the OP is the one making the stupid joke, there will always be at least one comment about how they deserve the FML for saying something so inane.

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  vsus98  |  22

Oh. I'm sorry, I don't actually use this app often enough to realize I am a part of FML culture! However, I assumed he was making a joke, which I may be wrong, but he took a very serious moment that is a huge deal and he resorted to joking around. Once again, I am probably wrong and you should disregard anything I am saying.

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