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You fell for the oldest trick in the book, OP. That wasn't an engagement ring. That was an enslavement ring.

Application of makeup will be regarded as an act of vandalism. Any attempts to back out of the engagement could result in legal prosecution for stealing yourself. If you upload any footage of yourself to the internet (YouTube, Snapchat, Vine, etc.), you could be convicted of digital piracy.

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You fell for the oldest trick in the book, OP. That wasn't an engagement ring. That was an enslavement ring.

Application of makeup will be regarded as an act of vandalism. Any attempts to back out of the engagement could result in legal prosecution for stealing yourself. If you upload any footage of yourself to the internet (YouTube, Snapchat, Vine, etc.), you could be convicted of digital piracy.

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I mean hopefully he meant it as a joke. Just pay attention to his behavior as you start planning and what not. Could be a sign of things to come.

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