Sounds like quite the catch

By Brooke - 14/08/2015 16:50 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred, "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML
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swanheart 35

Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/

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iPixelCheese 19

Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL

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dont_touch_my_ca 8

Hey you must have been om your game tonight! most dont suck the farts right off the bat. Good for you!

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Highonlife1 10

at least he eats the booty like groceries

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mattyiscool123 26

Threw up on you and everywhere of just everywhere?

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kandysnow 18

Why do I feel like that man is my soul mate

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daemonsparta 16

because you like a man who goes down in the back?

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ItalianGuy23 6

well if this is the pick up game these days I am suuuuper rusty lol

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Dexter83_fml 17

Hope doesn't kiss anyone with that mouth .... Get it ?

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RealSuperSand 21

Just no... This is why we can't have nice things.

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lissabobissa 18

This is hilarious! Thank you for making my night, and sorry you had to go through that op!

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