Sounds like quite the catch

By Brooke - 14/08/2015 16:50 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred, "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML
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swanheart 35

Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/

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iPixelCheese 19

Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

It was going so well until he told her he'd suck the farts from her asshole. Damn.

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slackerjoe 22

really? That line has worked dozens of times for me... must have been the puke

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FreakyDino98 13

i really hope he^is joking because that is pretty pathetic

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incoherentrmblr 21

In the words of George Carlton, "Blow it out your ass!..."

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worldclassrager 39

Luckily he won't remember that...and I hope you don't have to remember it as well

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iPixelCheese 19

She posted it on FML, pretty sure she will remember it.

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crackajak 15

I love obvious statements and push-up bras.

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Aimeejasmine 15

Who doesn't love push-up bras? Best invention ever.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Well, this thread is going off on a tangent.

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swanheart 35

Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/

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seenoevil818 13

Sounds like she got more than his number, fyl op.

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Cads1 24

Learn to take a compliment no matter how it is delivered.

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LyricaSilvan 29

How exactly is saying you would inhale someone's farts a compliment?

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cmchappy 25

Would he hold it like a bong hit?

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arabian22 29

Well at least you can say you've never heard that pickup line before

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lysx84 24

I'm wondering if OP's admirer was Scottish - I've heard this one a couple of times. Along with "I'd eat a mile of your shite just to see where it comes from".

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PencilTips 19

That's very revolting to here... why would you give that specific example?

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MRSwick2525 23

can say I never wanted to hear that pickup line, EVER!!!

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siggy_mcsigx 22

I've actually heard this one. wasn't said to me, thank god.

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stain4 17

Both top comments have negative likes.

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MRSwick2525 23

Hmmmm so does #10's funny how that happens, isn't it?

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

That's a great story to tell, I'm entertained and I don't even know you. As long as you didn't get any vomit on you, I'd consider that a plus.

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iPixelCheese 19

Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL

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