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By mel - 18/01/2011 07:05 - United States

Today, I had to blow my nose. Trying to be a considerate roommate, I tiptoed over to the bathroom in the dark, which would have been fine, if I hadn't tripped over a chair and crushed the art project that she's been working on for the past month. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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10 out 10 for execution

By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

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By LennyLemon - 25/08/2016 13:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML

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Stealthy roommate

By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 15/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom, but the door was closed. I waited until I was pretty much about to explode, and eventually yelled, "Are you okay?" and my roommate replied, "What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. I left the light on." How do you close the door and forget to turn off the light? FML

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Silly idiot

By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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High tension

By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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liebe_dich 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 12:10

That's unfortunate. But I think she shouldn't have just left it out where it could get ruined.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 18 January 2011 12:24

You'd make a shitty ninja. Unless you were out to assassinate art projects.

Comments

dani_ftw 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:11

you my friend , could never be a ninja .

saleha97 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:56

haha, thats exactly what i thought!

saleha97 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:58

so much for being polite.

SirEBC 7

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:05

YDI for trying to be courteous.

sandabelle25 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 17:04

that would SO happen to me if i didnt know myself enough to know that would probably happen to me ur a spaz

YummiGummi 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 17:48

ohhhh maaannn :o

cookie_wookie 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 19:19

fail much?

emilyxorawr 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 22:34

Just say you were sleep walking.

Taipan_fml 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 22:50

If she lives in a dorm there might not be room to just put it somewhere else. Depending on its size and level of completion, it might also be kinda hard to just be moving it all over the place. Plus, the thing's been there for a month - shouldn't you know to watch out by now...? AND cell phones make decent flashlights, so YDI and FHL.