Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the...

By LennyLemon - 25/08/2016 13:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 001

You deserved it 1 078

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 684

You deserved it 396

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 047

You deserved it 46 718

Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 478

You deserved it 3 112

Dirty sex

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 06:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML

I agree, your life sucks 938

You deserved it 126

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By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 707

You deserved it 7 253

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By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 140

You deserved it 2 690

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 233

You deserved it 3 084

By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 907

You deserved it 1 202

By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 501

You deserved it 3 115

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 979

You deserved it 2 362

MmmPinkTacos 11

Friday 26 August 2016 2:18

Well the shower really is the best place for a farmer's blow but that's super gross that you had to stand in someone else's bodily fluids

Welshite 39

Friday 26 August 2016 2:24

I only read FML when I eat. Food tastes better the second time going down.

Comments

DravensTheName 16

Friday 26 August 2016 2:18

Should have told her to snot do that again

ifuckuprandomly 28

Friday 26 August 2016 2:18

That snot cool.

ApparentlyNotEno 28

Saturday 27 August 2016 16:56

It's a shame OP wasn't in a place with some water and soap so they could wash their feet right awa... wait, where did this happen again?

MDoremis 38

Friday 26 August 2016 2:18

I think I vomited a little in my mouth. I really need to learn not to eat and FML at the same time.

Welshite 39

Friday 26 August 2016 2:24

I only read FML when I eat. Food tastes better the second time going down.

MmmPinkTacos 11

Friday 26 August 2016 2:18

Well the shower really is the best place for a farmer's blow but that's super gross that you had to stand in someone else's bodily fluids

ezrocks4u 29

Friday 26 August 2016 2:26

Yeah, not sure I'd be willing to take a shower in which somebody else's bodily fluid may or may not drift into my personal space, but that's just me.

LunaaBluee 27

Friday 26 August 2016 3:14

I don't think one should ever go into a public shower without sandals on... Just in case

_Desiderata_ 9

Friday 26 August 2016 3:46

#11 - EXACTLY. The real FML is that OP did not realize this beforehand

Danne696 14

Friday 26 August 2016 2:40

How much mucus can someone possibly produce when they're blowing their nose? I agree that your life sucks, but a puddle of snot seems like a lot.

Tripartita 44

Friday 26 August 2016 2:42

She was just making do with what was probably a non-detachable shower head, OP. Normally, she'd get her nostrils nice and soapy, tilt her head forward, and plug one nostril with a hole on the shower head. No blowing necessary and it creates a fantastic sanitary fountain!