Thief and Money: Smooth criminal

Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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You deserved it 4 097

By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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You deserved it 3 340

By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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You deserved it 9 659

By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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You deserved it 1 199

By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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You deserved it 3 435

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 268

By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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You deserved it 7 695

By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 639

Krysk_fml 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:02

I can imagine now what you would be saying to the cops. 'Help me officer I was robbed by a senior citizen.'

BigBoyBounce 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:03

That's why you can't always trust old people. They look sweet but are all secret evil geniuses.

Comments

kamikrazy 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:10

Old lady ninjas are becoming more common every day. Watch your backs.

kamikrazy 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 17:45

Disguises*

Kaykay2565 9

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:24

Are you sure? Damn those old folk are sneaky!!

stepht91 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:26

Wonder what shes going to spend the money on..probably male strippers and booze. Gotta love the senior citizens these days! :)

Finnick_fml 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:29

No good deed goes unpunished ;)

PaulB123 11

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:31

Aren't all ladies 'ageing'? In fact all people for that matter?

perdix 29

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:32

You did get your ass fondled. She just helped herself to the payment she deserved for a good butt-squeezing.

TheFamilyElf 17

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:32

"Such a nice young man"... Yep, nice enough to help her up, then buy her a nice meal, then some presents for her grandchildren, then a one way ticket out of town... Etc. Why is it that nice guys always seem to finish last?

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:01

Nice guys finish last thats why ill treat you like trash its not what i really wanna doooooo BUTTTTT youuu only date bad guys so ill give it my best try to treat you the way you want me toooooo. Lol sorry i had to

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:24

Was that English?

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Saturday 28 April 2012 8:22

No, 51, it's the gutteral language of the FML-ese. These foul, ungrammatically correct, poor-spelling creatures are taking over the land of FML. 'Tis a shame.

XtraEzeee 8

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:16

What the hell are youuuuuuu talking about?

KickItHigh 32

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:23

Perhaps 43 was referring to a popular song on Youtube?

Teabubbles 8

Saturday 28 April 2012 15:46

haha if you guys watch nigahiga on youtube, thats what 43 was referring to. its a popular song on youtube and when the person said " nice guys finish last" i thought of that song too. :)