Love and Sex: Slutshaming is not OK

Slutshaming is not OK

By musik_ist_liebe - 21/03/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, my 13 year-old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML

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Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

So you've been fingered but are still waiting for your first kiss? Don't fall asleep on the city bus again.

Eresbel 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

How could you skip first (which is generally making out, I believe) and second (feeling up, maybe a little below the waist action, but not oral) and go straight to third base (below the waist/oral)? I honestly don't understand.

Comments

mrcarmine 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:58

bases are retarded, anyway but, if you've NEVER kissed a guy and went straight to whatever her third base is, which must have been hand or blow jobs, then you are a little bit of a **** lol

dkssud 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:21

maybe her sis was teaching her about the bases of baseball?

Claeric 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:30

Your family is right. You ARE a ****.

TerAki 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:37

33, she ran the bases backwards.

Hahailovefmls 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:39

this is slightly REALLY embarassing, im guessing your about 15/16? and your 13 year old sister is explaining this to you...damn, maybe you just should keep your pants on until you learn. take some sex education.

lemon_squeezy 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:41

i'm guessing you've been living under a rock your whole life?

SergeantSinn 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:53

haha @ 2

dumbkid 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:56

I'm not gonna lie, I've had sex with my boyfriend before without really kissing. I could go into detail with how it all went down, because it wasn't awkward or weird at all... it's just how it happened. Although, we had been dating a while and obviously kissed long before.

Newt_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 18:00

I SWEAR TO GOD, I thought she was talking about baseball. This is how much I need a life.

guinness_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 18:04

I agree with #18... xkcd is the authority on bases. Regardless, you probably ought to slow down. Skipping steps isn't necessarily a bad thing, but you might want to just take some time and make sure you're comfortable with what's going on