My ex and Love: Sketchy

Sketchy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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We were on a break!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML

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Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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Bridezilla

By NotBridezilla - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML

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Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

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Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

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null_fml 11

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.

hasty_D 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:32

dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.

Comments

3rw0n 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:00

dude go over to his house and kiick his ass, for taking your girl. damn this sucks for you

JayCarr15 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:03

how do you date someone for 6 years and not notice that theres something going on between them and ur friend?

dancesport20 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:07

Wow......I thought my situation was bad. I feel for you. I would totally wanna beat the crap out of my friend if they did that. Hope things look up for you....

RockRox12 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:10

what a jerk...but i have to admit if you didn't realize that something was up between you and the girl you have been with for six years then you should pay better attention.

chacha7 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:31

asshole

blastvortex 3

Monday 18 January 2010 6:33

I'm curious as to whether or not that was the only hint that you were given to their relationship. It probably wouldn't hurt to be more attentive though. On the other hand, since they could've been more forthright, I wouldn't think less of you for dumping both of them; in fact, I might even recommend it. PS That second "sentence" isn't really a sentence. It's a fragment. Wopz.