My ex and Love: Sketchy

Sketchy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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You deserved it 3 192

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We were on a break!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML

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You deserved it 447

Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 113

You deserved it 34 809

Bridezilla

By NotBridezilla - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 416

You deserved it 882

Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 545

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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You deserved it 2 884

Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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You deserved it 2 567

You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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You deserved it 6 837

By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 685

You deserved it 3 246

Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 190

You deserved it 5 229

null_fml 11

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.

hasty_D 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:32

dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.

Comments

YoungE 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:41

damn 6 yrs wasted ...

YoungE 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:44

2 **** with em both you should say you have hiv..thn you will get the last laugh

MamaC_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:06

Better yet, anonymously send a gift for the bridal shower (since it'll be opened in front of friends/family/in-laws/gossips there) containing positive HIV test results for you and a HIV testing kit.

JP101 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:56

Fool. You didn't pick up on the signs? YDI for being blind and oblivious. Wonder if you'll be the best man? Also, after 6 years, why didn't you pop the question? I guess you didn't really love her.

FarSide 22

Monday 18 January 2010 2:00

You should have taken your friend's advice. He was trying to tell you that she is a no-good, two-timing **** bitch.

esmsr 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:24

it happens , it's messed up but people fall in love and sometimes you can't stop it, move on with your life and as an adult you learn to live with it. what your eyes won't see your heart won't dwell , so just keep your distance.

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 18 January 2010 2:47

I dont think he cares that they fell in love. Its probably that they fell in love while he was dating her. Implying, at least, emotional cheating. Thats the painful kind of cheating.

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 18 January 2010 2:44

You, sir/ma'am, are awesome. Took the words right out of my brain and made it make sense. Of course, OP, its only right that if she does want you back, you do her bestfriend. If she doesnt, you date her bestfriend =) and go to the wedding with her and become a friend of PDA. Torture this chick like sick ***** deserve =)