Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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Hockeyboy4280 18

First ever guy to get excited over those words...

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deadxwedding84 5

Ouch. Maybe you should dump her?

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awkward_gothlady 32

So why are you with her if you readily admit you hate her?

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medichick 5

First off, you need to break up with her if you aren't happy. It's not fair to either of you. Second, what do you have that you can't have sex for 2 months?????? Lol

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AzzieC 12

Is that a good thing or a bad thing

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Bemilu 4

If youre not happy in the relationship, leave it. You deserved it, for being such a dumb ass.

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Takainthemachine 0

And she is still your girlfriend why?

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SoultheWolf 19

YDI f staying in a relationship you aren't happy in.

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Leslier_fml 4

My question is why do you have refrain from having sex for two months? And yeah wh

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hobbs2119 0

You should probably break up with her if you hate her.

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bobnojio 5

*clap*. *clap*. *clap*. I'll show myself out...

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