Take a ticket

By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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abbyade 21

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

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DaRito 25

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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Lorenzo1102 21

Change the date on her phones calendar

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JustinJK 21

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MzZombicidal 36

Wow, what a hilarious, unwarranted joke about rape, #32.

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Reider022 16

How many of those appointments does she have on her schedule sounds pretty busy to me

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aruden 25

Having to schedule in sex sounds like she is a prostitute

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wanted_2_want 40

Right!?! OP needs to start interviewing for a new relationship.

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Exaspera 54

Are there that many guys ahead of you?!

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abbyade 21

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

243 7
X_KassidyRose_X 12

Just come in earlier, it's not like she's gonna have any other patients waiting.

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DaRito 25

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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cjigsss95 12

how many people does she give appointment to that you get it after two weeks?

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Cebolamole 13

Can I get an appointment for three weeks from today, please?

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igg125 30

What kind of business is she running? You need to get to the front of the line

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