By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
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AsianHomie 0

and at least the spider didnt buttrape him

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Melkezidech 0

What you're not telling us is the pain in your ass-hole and satisfied smirk on the spider's face that you noticed after you recovered from the blackout induced by the head slam into the wall.

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ReyEr9412 0

What's with all of the bathroom mishaps lately?

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BadPinkKitty07 0

lol @ 5! what's with all the spider/shower injury related FMLs?

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crazeelife12 0

today while in the shower I got a little bruise. FML! that is laaammmeee

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look_its_me 0

at least it wasn't thousands of ants like that other fml

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Rey, I was thinking that, too. Some people need chaperones in there and maybe a safety seat.

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78euge781995 0

you are complaining about ramming your head against the wall, but what about the wall? They dont like it when that happens! They cant complain either!

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YourEvilHero 12

you murderer!!! u the devil! let the power of Christ compel u! let the power of Christ compel u!!!

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paigeatsflesh 11

YDI for not letting the spider take a shower with you.

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Ajjas013 6

Something about Soviet Russia leads me to the conclusion that they are very scientifically advanced. Or they just take Newton's laws too seriously.

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failirl 0

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metalhead256 0

ok so **** your life becouse you got a owie your retarded

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ChocolateTazer 0

#51 Their Vodka is genetically enhanced to make everyone else except Soviet Russians look retarded.

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Aj4710 0

44 just made my day. And I also almost pissed my pants.

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SubjectDelta 0

29 is right! These recent shower related injuries are too dangerous to be left unchecked! I volunteer to moniter these ladies showering activities to ensure their safe completion of daily hygenics! I shall begin with 29, don't be shy I am here for your safety!

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dumbbitchhater2 0

who the hell would need a helmet and safety goggles in a shower?

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MidgetMonster 0

at least it wasn't a brown recluse or black widow. and if it was...AT LEAST YA DIDNT GET BIT...

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Peacemaker9 7

#37= BIG WIN lol I couldn't stop laughing at that......

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Peacemaker9 7

#122- u do have a good point!!!!! if it was any of those ya I'd be done already..... wait way if it was? lol op just said their final words!!!!! may they rest in peace..........

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c00lsk8erboi 7

omfg #1 ftw! and at least u killed the spider

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KangNaqi 0

Lmao @11. You just made my day XD

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StoryOfTheYear 14

5 and 11 don't get their posts deleted, but I made a post here with the word •ss in it along with the other 100 words and it got deleted

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78euge781995 0

In Soviet Russia, ceiling falls from spider!!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

71- in soviet Russia you'd be shot for talking about what soviet russia was like

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woofis 0

well at least u got the spider, I would go through a lot to get a spider out of my house

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ladykat 0

What a perverted spider with a foot fettish.

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bobby3130 0

theres a lot of hot chicks on fml. especially 92 and 37

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brieanna101 0

hahahaha I hate spiders!!!

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nomnommonster 0

The bright side is that your eye is now squeaky clean. hooray.

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xoxbandgeekxox13 3

tht happened to me once only it was one of those silverfish things o.o

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blitzen123 0

I HATE spiders. x.x

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StoryOfTheYear 14

a common house spider won't do anything to you

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blitzen123 0

So? Spiders are really scary!

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BrookeTrueblood 0

So do I, but my question to the OP is how do you manage to bang your head into the wall?Soap in the eyes is something I can see happening, but you don't even have to move your head to move the shower head.

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snowking_fml 0

yeah. how did u manage to hit your head

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ElMetalero 0

Today I was watching this chick take a shower, she sees a spider and rams her head into me. FML

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gigi_bella 0

Hate spiders, and soap in your eye is definitely painful. FYL, OP.

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srunano 4

Sir your comment reminded me of that episode of Family Guy were Peter and his family have to flee to the South because a killer is after Chris.That's the one were the racoon jumps out of Peters revolver lmao

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kingace 0

hahahahahahahaha, well maybe she thought it was her raccoon at first, but then realized it was actually a spider.

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itz_towelie 6

60 where were you yesterday? i made a family guy reference, and all i got was bout 20 replys bout how much family guy sucks

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CallMeHush 0

Sorry Towelie, I was up for about 36 straight and just flat out crashed. You can only live on redbull for so long.

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bcns 0

I killed a racoon today

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srunano 4

Yes Family Guy is one of the funniest shows on today.....Peanut Butter Jelly time everyone!!!

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frankyvalentino0 0

Well they were wrong family guy is theeee shit! greatest show ever invented.. hands down. haha. i mean really take the time to watch a good 10 minutes of it people! :)

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peace7love2FML 0

Damn Spider!

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kpin12 0

#100 try aderol it works miracles red bull could not dream of!

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