Sage advice

By jcc - 24/02/2009 08:31 - Russian Federation

Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML
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N_aero 0

Even worse... as a guy it cuts of the flow of blood there... NOT GOOD... unless u have a particularly small package. In that case, carry on, nothing to see here.

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Arbitrary 0

Why were you sitting like that in the first place...?

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blacklagoon_fml 0

Hahahaha, oh man. That sucks! Old people are crazy

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b182link 0

um... you must have a really small penis, cause that hurts

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SarahPicc 3

ydi for thinking examinating is a word. idiot.

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clojo1112 0

is he gay? guys don't sit like that.

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Feklfekl2222 32

I thought c*** was a racist insult please help???

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justynicole 0

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE. *runs to store to buy kitten and various color hair dye.

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Arbitrary 0

Why were you sitting like that in the first place...?

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Cuz it's comfy as hell.

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LiterOfCola 16

It hurts your testicles is why not

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N_aero 0

Even worse... as a guy it cuts of the flow of blood there... NOT GOOD... unless u have a particularly small package. In that case, carry on, nothing to see here.

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Moonlightring 14

What other kind of "crooked" could the old lady have been talking about?

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Raven_fml 0

Wtf, how would that even be anatomically possible? Batshit crazy old people.

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Tri_fml 5

Gender confusion is one of the signs of senile demensia, don't take it to heart, lol. Sounds like a charming old dear though ;)

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kailarahne 19

When I was maybe 11 my younger sister and I volunteered at an Old Folks Home and this older woman we were speaking with kept telling my sister she was "such a beautiful boy". her hair was longer than mine. she cried

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alwaysalady 0

@ 13 that is a slang, and generally rude term meant for female genitalia. It is generally not used in polite conversation, unless you are talking to a wonderfully confused, crazy old person, like the OP. And even then it's questionable.

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davidtheday 0

#14: Unless you're in the UK. They throw **** around like it's an everyday word. And it should be. I like to preface it with "stupid".

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