Safety first

By phlyingphuck - 31/08/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
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Juliett_fml 0

well at least you were wearing a helmet...

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Ligerie 0

Thats my worst fear, spiders popping out of nowhere and me dying as the result.

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shopping456xoxo 0

The only good thing is you were wearing your helmet!

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Snowlight_fml 7

And this is why Bikes have brake handles

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Roxas_fml 0

That's why you check your helmet before you put it on, silly.

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DovdGraaf 0

Irony! I'd be so mad at my mom! xD Lol. You OK?

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oogyboogy 6

hi I'm oogyboogy the professional in fml translating. most, not all, fml's are exaggerated and i am here to bring out the true fml in them. Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to jump off and throw my helmet. FML

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a1c1od21do 0

how did you know it was 3 spiders? did you count the amount of spiders on the way down? doubt it. you clearly only felt one and freaked out and probably just made up the whole head-first thing.

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thesunshotme 0

I hate to say it, but YDI; you should've checked the helmet. But that sucks, OP, having spiders crawl on your face :o On the bright side at least you didn't crack your head open when you crashed 8D

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BLiNdZoRz 3

wtf, who would check there helmet? "Oh, I feel like riding my bike. Better check my helmet for spiders, moths and STDs!"

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OMGoriginality 0

Blindzorz = ******* WIN!

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LilaBear 1

I've been checking my helmet since I was like 11 and heard about a woman who got a spider in her ear from her bike helmet. I also check my shoes before putting them on whenever I'm camping because I know spiders, scorpions etc can crawl in there. It's a matter of using common sense. That said, there are a lot of other commenters on here who seem to think it's perfectly normal to check your helmet first... so it's not that stupid an idea.

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deja54 0

I never wear a helmet. I've ridden my bike not a hundred times, but thousands, and still have never needed one. So I'd say 1 out of a hundred is a vast overstatement.

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