Rude awakening

By Alex - 22/02/2022 00:01

Spicy
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Could've been worse. He could have used a steel *****. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.

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cacheson 41

A rubber *****? Pffff. I’m sure it was silicone.

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RichardPencil 30

Could've been worse. He could have used a steel *****. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.

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cacheson 41

A rubber *****? Pffff. I’m sure it was silicone.

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D J's MOM 17

so next time, just wake him by Ashville it where the sun don't shine! just kidding, sort of.....

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Wadlaen 23

But, was it your or his own?🤔

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