Romance in Appalachia

By HereWeGoAgain - 22/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
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egnur_mas 19

Is this not the first relative she's married? Just taking notice of your username.

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IAmClay 24

I incest you tell us why though

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IAmClay 24

I incest you tell us why though

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Zachary8261 28

What the absolute **** is wrong with your family? Specifically your mom.

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egnur_mas 19

Is this not the first relative she's married? Just taking notice of your username.

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Dave_Davington 33

I guess this proves one thing. It is indeed possible to type with webbed fingers.

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stormy0307 16

I used to work with a lady who was on marriage #6. Anyways, marriage #4 she married her daughters ex husband. So her former sun in law.

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Lobby_Bee 17

So, this is just a really awkward family gathering.

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Deabee 5

You should be more supportive of your mother. Humans have a long history of marrying cousins, and birth defects are not likely to arise from these unions unless several generations of cousins have reproduced. Besides that, if your mother is past the point of more kids there's really no issue at all.

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Chris Smith 9

In the past when we were more genetically diverse? sure. but nowadays family's are too genetically similar.

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RichardPencil 30

On the plus side, there will be no hassles about bride’s side/groom’s side seating — it’ll be just one big mosh pit of similar DNA.

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noobsatin 19

sometimes it's just better to keep it in the family.

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Nova Solarius 10

And other times you should outsource child production.

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