Roommate, Awkward and Scary: Roid rage incoming

Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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amerwin 3

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:28

If you can't outrun him, tell him your gay.

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:40

Your roommate sounds like she is just looking for an excuse to start some drama.... or to see you physically hurt.

Comments

ecfrost 4

Wednesday 22 December 2010 23:35

So...have any large friends?

BrenBry 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 23:45

Okay, so if he has such jealousy issues, why she have a male room mate? Secondly, if he so jealous, why tattle over something innocent? Sounds like drama starting bitch.

Terezi 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 0:05

I definitely agree with the gun-buying suggestion. Nobody's going to take 6 rounds to the head and chest and keep coming after you. I also suggest looking for a new roommate. You know, one that's NOT a drama queen.

TXjuggalo972 6

Thursday 23 December 2010 5:34

except a f****** zombie!!!!

Daddymo 14

Wednesday 22 December 2010 23:47

Just because he does MMS and he's a bodybuilder doesn't mean you can't kick his ass. Walk up close to him and knee him in the balls, when he's lying on the ground tell him to stop being a jealous dick.