Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML
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AdamGD 0

Wtf? When did a dog have time to take a large crap on a highway???

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BILMAN 0

do you realize how retarded you are?! how can you not notice it, smell it and why the **** would you care about it?! OR youre story has a meaning to it. YOU are the pile of dogshit! you picked yourself up!

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etatheta 0

OK if your on a side street ok thats fine...BUT A HIGHWAY good god people are idiots

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deja54 0

You're an idiot. You shouldn't be coming to an abrupt stop on the highway unless it's a matter of life and death. And not a matter of life and death for a ******* turtle.

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cheyenne17_fml 0

a Highway!? Common, like turtles don't just lay in the middle of a "highway" A Private Road yah.. But I do the same all the time haha! And yea, how does shit get in the middle of this "highway" anyways!?

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deja54 0

I hope to god you are not in a position of authority to make decisions that could affect other people.

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AppaLuv 0

Obviously you have never been to Virginia (where she's from) or anywhere in the south. Turtles and other beasties cross busy highways, interstates, 4-ways, ect. because the roads are all cut through dense wooded areas--basically their habitats. Now the dog shit part I believe because she describes it as a 2-laned highway so it probably has houses along it and, viola, dogs.

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Tripodi 0

you are a ******* idiot OP...why the **** would you give a shit if its a turtle? so what? kill it? all things die eventually, dont risk your life for some ******* animal.

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shewasalmost18 0

my bad, next time i wont walk my dog on the highway

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Laci_Laine 0

I stopped on a road once to try to save a turtle that was on it's back in the road but it turned out to already be in a pool of it's own blood :( and it was on a country road so I wasn't endangering anyone

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ohrevoir 0

YDI for getting turtle and tortoise confused. turtles live in the sea.

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ohsheeeet 0

YDI for being a dumbass

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