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Today, I was surprised to learn that I could carry on intelligent conversations about basketball with my guy friends. Then I realized it was because my boyfriend insists on watching ESPN while we have sex. FML
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CassT 0

I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?

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Four 0

Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*

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cmillertime7 0

#30 you truly are ridiculous. "Intelligent" and "basketball" is not an appropriate word combination. Maybe you meant "coherent conversation about basketball."

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DONTbEMO 0

I inisist on watching HOUSE during sex!

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dips200 0

#56 - it's a network... You fail. Big time. #50 - You seem like the type that needs to "make love" all of the time. Sometimes people need to do dirty things to each other. Like bang while watching TV.

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pete275 0

so now you know what it's like to be in an orgy

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TBD3 0

Maybe he watches ESPN to distract himself so that he can last longer...

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123_asdfghjkl 0

Any conversation involving basketball could not possibly be intelligent.

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Micahs_life 0

You completely deseerve that one! I mean comm'on! Get a backbone and with hold "the deed" until he turns the T.V. off!

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atomicmrpelly 2

Why don't you insist on having sex while one of his (hotter) male friends is there... also having sex. Then tell everyone at school that they are gay >:-)

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